Ordinary Objects of Desire

by Robert Harmon on January 25, 2020
Ordinary Objects of Desire
When I was young I did not look in the mirror and say, oh yes! When I am an adult I will invent a controversial sex toy! Of couse, not. I was doing what every other girl did. Chase boys, play house with girls, beat up those I felt attracted to, made out with my boyfriends, and played spin the bottle. Hummmmm, bottle?
Ah… yes, to be hormonal and young! That is what I was once and found erotic pleasure in ordinary objects. As a younger girl, the bathroom water spout beckoned me after a playdate with a dance friend showed me how to masturbate with the jets of her parent’s Jacuzzi. The pleasure was so enormous that not having the jets at home made the water spout alluring. I straddled the spout having the lukewarm water tingle my clit. It felt so warm and luscious that I sat bestrode, until my first orgasm occurred. My legs were sore but shook, while my entire body responded with pleasure and delight. It was then I realized how much I loved having my vagina and clit played with and loved the feeling of having my body respond to the sensitivity between my legs.
As my hormones raged and I turned older, I found pleasure in ordinary objects. Yes the water spout was still there, but found other ordinary objects could fulfill my hormonal desires. I eyed my electric toothbrush with desire placing it onto my clit through my underwear and rubbed it gently as the soft bristles vibrated against the nerve endings on my clitoris. As I climbed higher and higher to climax, I looked into the mirror to see how my facial expressions took on an elated appearance. The closer I came to achieving an orgasm the more ethereal my skin, eyes, and lips looked to me. I loved watching myself shake and quiver as I sent by body into a riveting motion. I cleaned the toothbrush with warm soap and water but reserved it just for my exhilarating moments of desire.
As a married adult my husband and I used store bought objects for playtime with each other. Because I had started my sexuality using ordinary objects, I was captivated by other household items. One evening when I was vacuuming, my husband found me at the side of the bed with a vacuum cleaner between my legs. I wasn’t vacuuming in the typical sense. I had the vacuum stroking my clitoris and was having an orgasm. Not being aware that he was standing in the room rubbing his cock while watching, I reached a climax. Looking over at him I just smiled. He wasn’t surprised because he knew how sexual I was and I had divulged the previous childhood masturbation stories, which made him hard anytime I told any of my previous sexual exploitations.
I migrated to consumable objects when I found myself cooking in the kitchen. I eyed a cucumber I had purchased the day before and peeled it. As I looked at the shape, size, and diameter I realized that I had never been with someone with a cock as massive, other than 20 years prior, when the guy was so huge, he hurt. As I used dripped olive oil on the peeled cucumber, I slowly rotated the cucumber around my pulsating pussy and around my clit. I pushed it ever so gently into my needy pussy and brought it back and forth, back and forth. It was hitting my g-spot and felt heavenly. I was in complete control of the motion.
With my other hand I rolled a kiwi onto to my clit. As I pulsated faster and faster with the peeled, oily cucumber into my love canal, I rolled the kiwi at a clown’s Olympian’s pace. I rushed and rushed and then I exploded with my ordinary objects. Who knew I could find joy in my house with these objects of desire. More was to cummmm.
We put a really nice hot tub off the back of our deck. Wow!!!! What a great gift for our son’s sports injuries . He never went into the tub… Pitty on him My husband and I frequent it often whether it is cold, snowy, hot, rainy, or perfect out. There we are with his balls flailing and my clit fluttering in the waves. I have to say I have never had back to back orgasms like that, but 15 orgasms later there I was panting. My beautiful DDs floating atop the water with my loving husband watching with a Cheshire Cat grin upon his puss.
So, it is no surprise that I invented TEDDY LOVE. I was told at a trade show by a sex therapist that the first 3 objects of desire are a Teddy Bears, T-shirts, and Towels. Ironically, I had never used any of these objects as an adolescent. Apparently, these are banal objects of adolescent desire, but I apparently had higher vision tastes. I mentioned in my former paragraphs, I used other sexually transformational objects. They were not as common as the 3 T’s. So it is ironic that I would invent TEDDY LOVE, given the fact that I used my Teddy Bear as a source of comfort, security, and love………. Not sexual pleasure.
As a child I always had Teddy bears and as an adult I had many Teddy bears. One cold, New England night, after a long day skiing, I was cuddled up under blankets watching TV. My husband was upstairs putting our little one to bed. I was holding a Teddy bear in my left arm and when I moved the bear’s nose hit my nipple. It got me really aroused and then I took the bear’s nose and placed it onto my clit. I started rubbing his nose, faster and faster. It was like I was holding someone’s head as they were going down on me. My husband must have radar because he walked down the stairs. We started playing with the bear together and it was really fun and erotic. I said to him that if the bear had a vibrator in his nose we could have really fun and unique product. And so… that is how TEDDY LOVE was born from using ordinary objects and morphing them into objects of desire.
Oh yes, more to cummmmm. I have played with Christmas objects of desire and quite frankly I am lucky the ceramic Holiday object that I shoved up me didn’t break and lacerate my vagina. It makes me ponder about the objects Emergency Physicians find up anus’s such as Richard Gear’s proverbial Gerbal. There is more on the horizon to be used and developed and I am certain that I will get many ideas as I walk around and in my home.
4 comments
by Eric Jones on September 22, 2020

Hi, my name is Eric and I’m betting you’d like your website teddyloveadulttoys.com to generate more leads.

Here’s how:
Talk With Web Visitor is a software widget that’s works on your site, ready to capture any visitor’s Name, Email address and Phone Number. It signals you as soon as they say they’re interested – so that you can talk to that lead while they’re still there at teddyloveadulttoys.com.

Talk With Web Visitor – CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com for a live demo now.

And now that you’ve got their phone number, our new SMS Text With Lead feature enables you to start a text (SMS) conversation – answer questions, provide more info, and close a deal that way.

If they don’t take you up on your offer then, just follow up with text messages for new offers, content links, even just “how you doing?” notes to build a relationship.

CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to discover what Talk With Web Visitor can do for your business.

The difference between contacting someone within 5 minutes versus a half-hour means you could be converting up to 100X more leads today!

Try Talk With Web Visitor and get more leads now.

Eric
PS: The studies show 7 out of 10 visitors don’t hang around – you can’t afford to lose them!
Talk With Web Visitor offers a FREE 14 days trial – and it even includes International Long Distance Calling.
You have customers waiting to talk with you right now… don’t keep them waiting.
CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to try Talk With Web Visitor now.

If you’d like to unsubscribe click here http://talkwithwebvisitors.com/unsubscribe.aspx?d=teddyloveadulttoys.com

by Eric Jones on September 03, 2020

My name’s Eric and I just found your site teddyloveadulttoys.com.

It’s got a lot going for it, but here’s an idea to make it even MORE effective.

Talk With Web Visitor – CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com for a live demo now.

Talk With Web Visitor is a software widget that’s works on your site, ready to capture any visitor’s Name, Email address and Phone Number. It signals you the moment they let you know they’re interested – so that you can talk to that lead while they’re literally looking over your site.

And once you’ve captured their phone number, with our new SMS Text With Lead feature, you can automatically start a text (SMS) conversation… and if they don’t take you up on your offer then, you can follow up with text messages for new offers, content links, even just “how you doing?” notes to build a relationship.

CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to discover what Talk With Web Visitor can do for your business.

The difference between contacting someone within 5 minutes versus a half-hour means you could be converting up to 100X more leads today!

Eric
PS: Studies show that 70% of a site’s visitors disappear and are gone forever after just a moment. Don’t keep losing them.
Talk With Web Visitor offers a FREE 14 days trial – and it even includes International Long Distance Calling.
You have customers waiting to talk with you right now… don’t keep them waiting.
CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to try Talk With Web Visitor now.

If you’d like to unsubscribe click here http://talkwithwebvisitors.com/unsubscribe.aspx?d=teddyloveadulttoys.com

by Eric Jones on August 26, 2020

Hey there, I just found your site, quick question…

My name’s Eric, I found teddyloveadulttoys.com after doing a quick search – you showed up near the top of the rankings, so whatever you’re doing for SEO, looks like it’s working well.

So here’s my question – what happens AFTER someone lands on your site? Anything?

Research tells us at least 70% of the people who find your site, after a quick once-over, they disappear… forever.

That means that all the work and effort you put into getting them to show up, goes down the tubes.

Why would you want all that good work – and the great site you’ve built – go to waste?

Because the odds are they’ll just skip over calling or even grabbing their phone, leaving you high and dry.

But here’s a thought… what if you could make it super-simple for someone to raise their hand, say, “okay, let’s talk” without requiring them to even pull their cell phone from their pocket?

You can – thanks to revolutionary new software that can literally make that first call happen NOW.

Talk With Web Visitor is a software widget that sits on your site, ready and waiting to capture any visitor’s Name, Email address and Phone Number. It lets you know IMMEDIATELY – so that you can talk to that lead while they’re still there at your site.

You know, strike when the iron’s hot!

CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to try out a Live Demo with Talk With Web Visitor now to see exactly how it works.

When targeting leads, you HAVE to act fast – the difference between contacting someone within 5 minutes versus 30 minutes later is huge – like 100 times better!

That’s why you should check out our new SMS Text With Lead feature as well… once you’ve captured the phone number of the website visitor, you can automatically kick off a text message (SMS) conversation with them.

Imagine how powerful this could be – even if they don’t take you up on your offer immediately, you can stay in touch with them using text messages to make new offers, provide links to great content, and build your credibility.

Just this alone could be a game changer to make your website even more effective.

Strike when the iron’s hot!

CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to learn more about everything Talk With Web Visitor can do for your business – you’ll be amazed.

Thanks and keep up the great work!

Eric
PS: Talk With Web Visitor offers a FREE 14 days trial – you could be converting up to 100x more leads immediately!
It even includes International Long Distance Calling.
Stop wasting money chasing eyeballs that don’t turn into paying customers.
CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to try Talk With Web Visitor now.

If you’d like to unsubscribe click here http://talkwithwebvisitors.com/unsubscribe.aspx?d=teddyloveadulttoys.com

by Eric Jones on August 26, 2020

Hey there, I just found your site, quick question…

My name’s Eric, I found teddyloveadulttoys.com after doing a quick search – you showed up near the top of the rankings, so whatever you’re doing for SEO, looks like it’s working well.

So here’s my question – what happens AFTER someone lands on your site? Anything?

Research tells us at least 70% of the people who find your site, after a quick once-over, they disappear… forever.

That means that all the work and effort you put into getting them to show up, goes down the tubes.

Why would you want all that good work – and the great site you’ve built – go to waste?

Because the odds are they’ll just skip over calling or even grabbing their phone, leaving you high and dry.

But here’s a thought… what if you could make it super-simple for someone to raise their hand, say, “okay, let’s talk” without requiring them to even pull their cell phone from their pocket?

You can – thanks to revolutionary new software that can literally make that first call happen NOW.

Talk With Web Visitor is a software widget that sits on your site, ready and waiting to capture any visitor’s Name, Email address and Phone Number. It lets you know IMMEDIATELY – so that you can talk to that lead while they’re still there at your site.

You know, strike when the iron’s hot!

CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to try out a Live Demo with Talk With Web Visitor now to see exactly how it works.

When targeting leads, you HAVE to act fast – the difference between contacting someone within 5 minutes versus 30 minutes later is huge – like 100 times better!

That’s why you should check out our new SMS Text With Lead feature as well… once you’ve captured the phone number of the website visitor, you can automatically kick off a text message (SMS) conversation with them.

Imagine how powerful this could be – even if they don’t take you up on your offer immediately, you can stay in touch with them using text messages to make new offers, provide links to great content, and build your credibility.

Just this alone could be a game changer to make your website even more effective.

Strike when the iron’s hot!

CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to learn more about everything Talk With Web Visitor can do for your business – you’ll be amazed.

Thanks and keep up the great work!

Eric
PS: Talk With Web Visitor offers a FREE 14 days trial – you could be converting up to 100x more leads immediately!
It even includes International Long Distance Calling.
Stop wasting money chasing eyeballs that don’t turn into paying customers.
CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithwebvisitors.com to try Talk With Web Visitor now.

If you’d like to unsubscribe click here http://talkwithwebvisitors.com/unsubscribe.aspx?d=teddyloveadulttoys.com

LEAVE A COMMENT
BACK TO TOP